Miss Bernadette: Archive

Here are some papers I have written in college:

Paper on the greatness that is the Chicago style hot dog Analyzing the IKEA catalog Horror movie reviews The effectiveness of anti-animal cruelty websites And my newest paper (providing it gets approved by my awesome psch prof.): FETISHES. AKA: Adult babies! Shoe fetishes! Other things!

Feb 29th

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Feb 29th

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My 8am was cancelled for today and I’m pretty annoyed at my parents because I was trying to get an extra hour of sleep in but both of them decided to wake me up because they thought I overslept. Bitches, I told you I have no 8am today. And even if I did, I’m an adult and if I want to oversleep, let me. Oh wait. I’m not allowed to be independent. I forgot..

Feb 29th

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Feb 29th

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I saw The Secret World of Arrietty last night. That movie was fucking great.

Feb 29th

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Going to work til 4, then swashbucklin’ down and doing some homework. Eep.

Feb 28th

I had a dream that I got engaged to my mom’s best friend’s son. idek.

Feb 28th

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Feb 28th

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Feb 27th

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Feb 27th

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Feb 27th

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Feb 27th

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Strolled into Target today..

Reese’s White Chocolate eggs were on sale!!

Feb 26th

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Feb 26th

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I’m trying to study for my psch test tomorrow but my parents decided right now is a good time to start yelling at each other. Motherfuckers, how do you expect me to ever get “better” grades when you make a scene every time I’m trying to do homework?!

Feb 26th

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Feb 26th

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Wanna hear something cool?

I only have 30 (or less; I’m not sure what days I have finals) of driving to and from school left!! :DDDDDDDDDDDD SUPERSMILE!

Feb 26th

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Feb 26th

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Feb 26th

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Feb 26th

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jetaplane: All I wanted was some goddamn salad and breadsticks from Olive Garden! I feel sad for you.. OG is the shit. :[

Feb 26th

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Feb 26th

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I feel like ordering shit online.. but there’s nothing I want. I guess that’s good?

Feb 26th

Feb 25th

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Feb 25th

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Feb 25th

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Feb 24th

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It is snowy/slushy as fuck outside.

Last night dad wouldn’t let me go out when it was just raining and now I haven’t gotten to hang out with anyone in days but I know he’s not going to let me go out tonight in this weather. Everyday it’s some other bullshit with him..

Feb 24th

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I need to start making lists of things for the apartment soon! And I definitely need to clean out my room over spring break. Deep clean that shit.

Feb 24th

Things I Can't Stop Watching:

Teen Mom 2. Part 2 of the reunion is on Tuesday! :[ Jersey Shore. The Big Bang Theory. Dance Moms. Worst Cooks of America. Paper Mario (Blind) LP by lucahjin. Hilarious! And uh.. that’s it. I still need to watch Sunday’s premiere of Amazing Race. I’ll get to that.. I will..

Feb 24th