My period came 12 days late again.
fairly certain that my physics textbook snapchats are my greatest achievement in life
I can’t begin to tell you how much I love the acting in gay porn.
is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing
no its called highjacking
guys no it’s weedwhacking
no its called dissapointing ur mother
oh my fucking god
cool mom thanks for locking your keys in the car so I had to waste an hour of my limited evening to go rescue you..
ugh i hate everything
Thank god I ran out of bagels today.
Today is my last burnt bagel for awhile.
Of course my mom actually wants to do my laundry this weekend and loses my only black cardigan.
Now what the fuck am I supposed to wear to work all week?
hahah I’m an ungrateful cow.
Since New Leaf is out and all, here’s my ac blog :3
so I’m transferring for my senior year of college..
man seriously I put the toaster at the lowest setting and my bagel still turned out black.
like completely black.
ughughugh WHAT A WASTE.